Današnji vicevi dana (03/09/2010)

Reklame

Izvor: Vicevi.rs

Bliži se Hasin rođendan. Mujo ga pita:
• Jel' ba, hoćeš li knjigu za rođendan?
Haso odgovara:
• Nemoj molim te, već imam jednu!

Izvor: Vicevi.net

Sjedi Mujo za stolom i pita:
- "Fato, što je to: Šest nogu, dvije vise, dvije glave isto misle?"
- "Da nije zagonetka!?"
- "Jest Fato, zagonetka, reci odgovor."
- "Odgovor."
- "Joj glupe žene, odgovor na pitanje?"
- "Koje pitanje?"
- "Šest nogu, dvije vise, dvije glave isto misle?"
- "A to: Mujo na magarcu."

Izvor: SezamPro Online

Ovo nije lako prevesti, ali ćete naći lepih dokaza da čovečanstvo ide k vragu...
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On frozen t.v. dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the container's bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

Izvor: Internet Krstarica

Padaju crnka i plavuša sa neba, koja će prva da padne?
Crnka, plavuša će da stane da pita za put!

Izvor: Dizzy Fun@ic

Pecali Mujo i Haso, onako - dokono. Ponestalo im tema pa će Haso: Mujo, što li sad naše žene rade? Mujo: Ili heklaju ili koriste priliku što nas nema... Ustade Haso, baci štap i krene, a Mujo ga pita: Stani, kud ćeš? Haso: Kući, moja Fata ne zna heklati!